New Delhi: Bengaluru is reffered as the Silicon Valley of India (or IIT capital of India) because of its role as the nations leading information techology (IT) exporter. Indian technological organisations ISRO, Infosys, Wipro, and HAL are headquartered in the city. Bengaluru has a vibrant startup ecosystem, with over 7,000 startups and 400 incubators and accelerators. In Bengaluru, you might hear jokes about software engineers, traffic rules being more like suggestions, the eternal house hunting saga, rain that brings the city to a standstill, and bus drivers using horns instead of brakes. Here are some jokes if youre a Bengalorean or have experienced its quirks firsthand. Before you read the jokes, remember not to take them seriously—just enjoy them as humor. Here you GO.... Enjoy reading!!!➤If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one ! ➤In India we drive on the left of the road.In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road !➤ What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in BengaluruA: Follow the traffic rules !ಕೆ.ಆರ್. ಪುರ ರೈಲು ನಿಲ್ದಾಣದ ಬಳಿ ರೈಲಿನಿಂದ ಇಳಿವ ಪ್ರಯಾಣಿಕರು ಕೆ.ಆರ್. ಪುರ ಮೆಟ್ರೊ ನಿಲ್ದಾಣದ ಮೂಲಕ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ನಗರ ಮತ್ತು ಕಚೇರಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಪ್ರಯಾಣಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆ. ನಗರದ ವಿವಿಧ ಭಾಗಗಳಿಂದ ಬರುವ ಐಟಿ–ಬಿಟಿ ಉದ್ಯೋಗಿಗಳೂ ಈ ನಿಲ್ದಾಣಗಳಲ್ಲಿಳಿದು, ನ್ಯೂಲೈಟ್‌ ಜಂಕ್ಷನ್‌ನ ಐಟಿಪಿಎಲ್‌ ರಸ್ತೆಯ ಮೂಲಕ ವೈಟ್‌ಫೀಲ್ಡ್‌, ಮಹದೇವಪುರ, pic.twitter.com/bBpoanb30z— K.R.PURA TRAFFIC POLICE.BENGALURU. (@KRPURATRAFFIC) July 10, 2024➤A guy is hunting for a house in Bengaluru. Meets old lady who is a potential landlord. Conversation goes thus:Old lady: Where do you work, sonGuy: I work in Infosys.Old lady: Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people!It appears that Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bangaluru!➤Bengaluru, where PG (Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.➤When someone says its raining in Bengaluru, be sure to ask them which area, which lane and which road!➤If a Bengalurean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because :The others conclude that he has spotted a policeman that they themselves have not!➤Bengaluru is the only city where distance is measured in units of time.➤Rickshaw driver, grocery seller and common shop keeper think that you earn atleast 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.➤Out of every 100 software engineers in Bengaluru, 90 are utterly frustrated and the rest have a gf/bf ! or they are married.➤Bus drivers use horns instead of brakes !➤I quote: Bengaluru: The City where more people know Java than Kannada !Universal answer in Bengaluru is Adjust maadi! ➤Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other.Seeing this, BESCOM has decided to have a tagline called Connecting people by disconnecting power!Note: These jokes are all in good fun and will resonate with anyone familiar with Bengaluru. Enjoy them, and if you find them offensive, please take them lightly.
